Cherry Poppin'

I seem to have gone from FanFic virgin to lemon hoor in less time than it takes Bella to spontaneously combust before Edward even fucking touches her (you know the kind I mean).  Being a noob, I've gorged myself on anything and everything I can get my grubby little hands on, but I'm honing my tastebuds as I go - honest!  I've discovered:

• If Tattward was mine, we'd NEVER get dressed, HH has me standing on a cliff edge waiting to jump each week with her updates for CWAIA
• I'm a little Slash-hoor - I can't get enough of Edward and Jasper
• I CANNOT STAND bad spelling, it won't stop me from reading a fic but it certainly spoils my enjoyment, I'm just dying to get the red pen out and correct away!!
• I get really fucking annoyed when writers stop updating midway through a fic.  I mean, I know people have RL to deal with but man, this.........

So there we have it, cherry popped and no more to say for now apart from - if you haven't read Clipped Wings and Inked Armour yet, you haven't lived.  It is beautifully written, and spelt (!) and worth sticking with the generous helpings of angst for the fuckhot lemons - dayum that gurl can make my ladybits quiver!!!