I'm so excited, and like an erection, I just can't hide it...

I just had to share my excitement with someone who would understand and who better than my fellow h00rs?  Two very, VERY good things have happened to me today, firstly, my fic juice is well and truly flowing.  Yep, inspiration hit me and hit me fucking hard baby (ungh, yes please!) with the result that I'm pretty certain I've got myself a prologue for a new fic! Want a little pictease for it? 

*slides off seat in a gooey mess* IKR? Phew!  Got a little bit of work to do but it should be up soon *grins like an idiot*

My other excitement comes courtesy of my FFBFF @donna_rai who's only gone and hooked me up with a writer who's looking for a beta!! Fuck me sideways, I was gobsmacked by her rec!  What, really, moi?? *blushes* I'm totally fucking blown away by this, and only hope I can do it some justice and that the writer likes me...watch this space!!

Sorry to say that with all this excitement and some background work for the potential beta gig, I've no rec tonight.  But I did give you some ab p0rn so don't hate me too much ;-)

Not One, Not Two, But A FuckTon Of Recs...

It's been a while huh? Not much I can say about that. I've been doing a lot of reading and while the fics I've read have been good, I can honestly say I've not found anything great. 
After experiencing complete and utter fucking heartfail waiting for the final couple of chapters of HunterHunting's Clipped Wings & Inked Armor (if you haven't read this I'm going to say 2 things - WHY THE FUCK NOT??? and GO, READ IT, NOW!!!), I decided I was going to approach my next multi-chaptered fic reading exploits in a slightly different way - I wasn't reading it unless it was complete!
Now if you've read my previous posts or you follow me on twitter you'll know that my 'to be read' list is pretty fucking extensive, you'd think this would make the choosing of fics easy - apparently fucking not!  I was looking for something to get my teeth into, but not something so epically long that it took over my life for weeks on end (yeah did I mention when I get engrossed in a fic, I get REALLY fucking engrossed?)
Imagine my delight when I decided on Stay by CrimsonMarie. At 37 chapters plus an epilogue, it's no quick read but it's so well written and the characters are fantastic.  It was one of those fics where I promised myself 'just one more chapter' everytime I was reading it.
It may not be choc-full of smut like some of my favourites and previous recs but the thing to remember with this is the fantastic plotline and characters, the sexy times are just an added bonus - and bloody well written into the bargain.
Now since I'm here and I have your attention, it's worth noting that there are a couple of contests going on just now.  In a shameless act of self pimpage I'd first like to recommend you have a gander at the Twific Auto Erotica Oneshot Challenge, where I just *may* have entered my first ever fic, go, read, vote (and not necessarily for me, although that would be nice!). Voting is currently open but closes SOON.
Another contest worth noting is the Devirginizing Edward contest, voting has just closed but winners are still to be announced and there are some great entries (I voted for my favourite so fingers crossed!)
Final rec for today goes to the AwkWard Contest which is currently accepting submissions until March 17th - I love the idea behind this contest and can't wait to read some of the entries.
So there you have it, I may not have been here for fucking ages but surely I've more than made up for it with all these recs? No? Humph, just can't please anyone these days... enjoy! Read, review & vote :D

Living vicariously through others...

I'm sure there's a little bit of the voyeur in all of us. Some more so than others! But imagine if you could not only observe but also hear the thoughts of those you are observing - gah, fucking hot right? And so we have Voyeurward as brought to us by EchoesOfTwilight in Innocence Is Dripping Red. Initially a one-shot, it's being extended as part of the Fandom Gives Back auction where 8 people bought chapters! There are 3 chapters posted already, plus a little sideshot which is really hot and worth checking out too.
Now I've not read much in the way of vamp fan fiction but I LOVE this Edward - and Bella is pretty awesome too. I'll leave you with a little quote which sums up the fuckhawtness:
 "Dropping my head so my lips grazed her ear, I began to whisper. “I want to suck and lick over every inch of your body. I want to growl against your clit and hear you scream my name again. I want to feel my cock hitting the back of your throat and to taste your juices on my tongue. Most of all, Bella, I want to fuck you until your body knows nothing but my touch, your mouth knows nothing but my taste and your fucking amazing, hot, tight pussy knows nothing but my cock.”"
Umm, if he ever gets tired of Bella, imma be here waiting! Just saying *thud*

Cumming to America...

We can't always have hour upon endless hour of fantastically fuckhawt foreplay, sometimes a quickie just has to do.  But I digress with my sex analogies.  What I mean to say is, I've not got time this evening for a long winded blog of the merits of my latest recommendation.  It REALLY doesn't need it!  So for quickies everywhere I recommend to you the work in progress that is Daniel Gale: Cumming To America by danielgaleh00rs. It is awesome, it's hilarious and Daniel is a horny, horny boy.  If you needed any further persuading, check out @danielgale on twitter - GENIUS!